About Ryan

Ryan Brad: Part-time IT admin, full-time superhero. With the power to restore internet connections with a single reboot and the uncanny ability to recover lost files from the abyss of the "deleted" folder, Ryan is not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed.

Not all heroes wear capes, but we're pretty sure Ryan has a collection of superhero t-shirts under those flannels.

Famous Quotes

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" – Ryan, every day

"Yes, your password needs to be more than four characters long." – Ryan, teaching the basics of cybersecurity

"No, I cannot hack your ex's Facebook." – Ryan, maintaining professional integrity

Ryan's Epic Battles

In the treacherous realm of network security, Ryan faced the beasts known as BigFix and Tenable. With his mighty keyboard, he tamed these wild creatures, turning chaotic vulnerabilities into orderly compliance. Like a modern-day wizard, Ryan conjured scripts that healed the fissures in our digital fortress, ensuring not a single byte was left unguarded.

Legend has it, Ryan once fixed a BigFix issue so perplexing, even the creators were baffled. They say he simply whispered, "Be fixed," and it was so. As for Tenable, Ryan navigated its labyrinthine reports with the ease of a seasoned explorer, patching vulnerabilities faster than they could be discovered.

Why We Love Ryan

Ryan has saved our presentations from certain doom, our spreadsheets from the void, and our sanity from the brink of destruction. He navigates the treacherous waters of tech support with the patience of a saint and the skill of a wizard.